notavontrappkid:

I thought flaunting money was considered rude among high class people. 

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I was just answering your question, I can’t help that you’re impressed.


notavontrappkid:

Do you have a house or do you populate bars and coffee shops exclusively? 

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Of course I don’t have a house; I have a mansion.

Although now that you mention it, I do have a house. It’s in France. So to answer your question:


Scandals guys who think I’ll let them spend the night


sammyskywalkerevans:

DUDE, please? Cut it out. Thank you. I’m goin’ this weekend, if you wanna come?

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Dude, weekends are for partying, not working out. How about you come out with me this weekend, and we work out Monday?


Anonymous asked: "81, 83?"

81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?

Plenty. I like someone new every day, babe. 

83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

If they’re lucky. 


Anonymous asked: "80-90 even"

80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

What of it?

82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

Lax guys. 

86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

Wouldn’t you like to know. In graphic detail. 

88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

Ha. I have enough money. 

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?

Please. That’s one problem I’ll never have. 


Anonymous asked: "20-60 odd"

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

Absolutely not. What do you think I am, Mormon?

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Mm, there, now you all have an excuse to talk to me.
  • 1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
  • 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
  • 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
  • 4: What’s something you really want right now?
  • 5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 6: Do you like the beach?
  • 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
  • 8: What’s the background on your cell?
  • 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
  • 10: Do you like your phone?
  • 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
  • 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
  • 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
  • 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
  • 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
  • 16: Are you tired?
  • 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
  • 18: Are they a relative?
  • 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
  • 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
  • 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
  • 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
  • 24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
  • 25: What’s on your mind?
  • 26: Do you have any tattoos?
  • 27: What is your favorite color?
  • 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
  • 29: Who are you texting?
  • 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
  • 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
  • 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
  • 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
  • 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
  • 36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
  • 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
  • 38: What do your friends call you?
  • 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
  • 40: Have you ever cried over a text?
  • 41: Where’s your last bruise located?
  • 42: What is it from?
  • 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
  • 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
  • 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
  • 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
  • 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
  • 48: Do you make supper for your family?
  • 49: Does your bedroom have a door?
  • 50: Top 3 web-pages?
  • 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
  • 52: Does anything on your body hurt?
  • 53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
  • 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
  • 55: How is your hair?
  • 56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
  • 57: Do you think two people can last forever?
  • 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
  • 59: Green or purple grapes?
  • 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
  • 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
  • 62: When will be the next time you text someone?
  • 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
  • 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
  • 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
  • 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
  • 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  • 70: How many windows are open on your computer?
  • 71: How many fingers do you have?
  • 72: What is your ringtone?
  • 73: How old will you be in 5 months?
  • 74: Where is your Mum right now?
  • 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
  • 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
  • 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
  • 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
  • 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
  • 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
  • 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
  • 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
  • 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
  • 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
  • 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
  • 87: Who was your last received call from?
  • 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
  • 89: What is something you wish you had more of?
  • 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
  • 91: Do you sleep with your window open?
  • 92: Do you get along with girls?
  • 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
  • 94: Does sex mean love?
  • 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
  • 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
  • 97: Did you sleep alone this week?
  • 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
  • 99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

sammyskywalkerevans:

DUDE, you said you’d cut the DSL stuff. But I’m totally down for having a gym partner. You can spot me on the weight rack. Only if you promise not to make any jokes about, you know, my lips.

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I’m not making jokes about your lips. I’m making observations. It’s not my fault your lips are the perfect buoyancy for sucking dick. But I’ll suspend observations at the gym, if you insist.


sammyskywalkerevans:

So with school startin’ real soon, I need to be in like the best shape ever. Double the teams, means double the work. I’m pretty sure I’ve been hittin’ the gym like five to six times a week, and right now it feels like a Dementor has sucked out every last shred of energy.

But dude, its totally worth it; these abs are slowly going from a six, to an eight. I’m so totally ready to hit the track, and the pool this year!

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Where’ve you been hiding that body, DSL? Do let me know if you ever want company at the gym.